Biromantic Disaster

lunwyr

phantomsteed

after years of playing percy and spending hours upon hours researching engineering and guns and inventions taliesin finally said “fuck this” and just made his next 2 characters illiterate

we-are-rogue

Taliesin didn’t research shit, he didn’t need to, he’s a well-read fellow. He’s had centuries to compile a wide array of encyclopedic knowledge, right? (Forgotten gem: in C1E96, Matt used the word “avarice”, and apparently nobody else knew what it means. Taliesin’s face was hilarious, like omg people, read a book). And he generally knows how stuff works.

People in Campaign 2 who DON’T know how stuff works and could use some research (but didn’t do any because they’re busy, plus it cramps their style):

Sam (chemistry. it hasn’t come up and probably won’t, he just rolls to make stuff with Nott’s chemistry kit and lets Matt explain how it happened)

Travis (sailing. that did come up. heh.)

Source: phantomsteed

lunwyr

leusinia

Morrigan and Leliana saving the Warden from Fort Drakon

Source: leusinia

lunwyr

ulibeanz

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

ulibeanz

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Source: ulibeanz

dare-to-dm

susiephone

less “chosen one” heroes, more heroes that chose THEMSELVES. give me heroes that see a problem, look around, and think, “WELP, clearly no one ELSE is gonna fix it, so APPARENTLY it has to be me” and goes to their friends and is like “Y’ALL, GET YOUR SHIT, WE’RE GOING ON A QUEST”

“what wait why”

“the world is broken and the people in charge aren’t doing anything, so we’re gonna do something for them”

“didn’t the prophecy say a wise and noble mage would choose someone to conquer the evil?”

“yeah well, i can do magic, and i’m pretty fucking wise and noble, right?”

“…..”

“……………….RIGHT?!”

*hasty statements of agreement*

“exactly. so, i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m the mage of the prophecy. and guess what. i choose myself. now let’s go.”

brianiswikyd

If you have this player at your table, you are blessed.

Source: susiephone

angryladies

#spiderverse spoilers

vicholas

You ever think about how Doc Ock knew that Kingpin’s plan would never work because people who stay outside their own dimension for too long end up dying, but she didn’t fucking bother to tell him.

vicholas

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again:

Source: vicholas

lunwyr

intersexgaysatanofficial

Remember a few years ago how some autistic kid (like 14 years old) was like “Link is mute like me!” and NTs were obsessed with ‘disproving’ their headcanon and using technical definitions of outdated terms and saying that he couldn’t have mutism and that the headcanons were just “SJW bullshit”

and now in the latest Zelda, we get it confirmed that Link does indeed have selective mutism due to trauma and anxiety

because I will never fucking forget

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Source: intersexgaysatanofficial

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Morrigan and Leliana saving the Warden from Fort Drakon

#spiderverse spoilers